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| Judy finally realises why the England bikini she bought to wear to Trans-MISSION wasn't the bargain purchase it seemed at the time... |
Shhhh... It's an unspoken truth that many t*girls are secretly men in their spare time. And occasionally at the weekend they like to shamelessly dress up in baggy t-shirts and faded shorts, drink warm beer and watch football on the television. And what with temperatures in the South East of Britain rising to over 30°C, many such girls were ludicrously drawn to other summer pass-times such as the ritualistic burning food by engulfing it in flames (otherwise known as a Barbeque). Add this to the fact that several Trans-MISSION regulars were taking part in the Euro Pride events taking place in London, that the whole t*girl planet had spent the previous weekend Sparkling in Manchester and many were going to dip their feet in the water for a cruise on the Thames the following weekend and it was maybe not that surprising that only just 100 of you turned up to enjoy the magical mix of music and relaxation that is TX.
But you missed a doozy of a party. Never forget that our swish HQ, the newly refurbished (and re-named!) Masque Bar Barbican, is fully air-conditioned so no matter what the temperature outside, you need not worry about a make-up melt-down. So those of you who did turn up enjoyed a cool night of the best music and the UK's warmest welcome! And just to prove it, here are the photos... |